Written By: Reb, Ari-Head, Jaime, Bre, Lynn, Miha, Kim, Lindsay, Marissa, Liz, and Caitlin.
WARNING: While reading this, if you die from extreme laughter or confusion that's not our fault! LoL!

1. Unless your Lynn, don't hang up almost naked pictures of Britney Spears on your walls.

2. Bre always has the skankiest things.

3. If someone is going to be a hooker for Halloween, don't say that you have the perfect shirt for them to borrow.

4. Never reach for Bre's desk in study hall and expect to make it.

5. Never jump off the bleachers

6. Don't say "Super Absorbency" out loud.

7. Don't trust Reb with microwaves.

8. Don't trust Reb with washing machines.

9. Don't expect Jaime to be a virgin too long after she finally gets a boyfriend.

10. Whenever you eat a Nutrigrain Bar, flick your hair back.

11. Look Ryan D. "up and down".

12. Ariane can like more than 5 guys.

13. Elizabeth isn't in Reb's English class

14. Expect to laugh in Study of the State.

15. Don't dump sugar on Ryan's back.

16. Don't talk about people and their crushes.

17. Don't sell yearbook ads.

18. If someone asks you for gum, say no.

19. When Ari or Reb says they have to fart, they mean it.

20. Chocolate pop-tarts rule!

21. Never take off Jon Winn's hat.

22. Go walk your dad.

23. Don't expect to understand Reb's family tree.

24. Jaime has a cat in her family tree.

25. Chocolate pop-tarts and Fruitopia is a well-balanced meal.

26. Don't write your crushes name all over your French book, and then realize you need your book when your crush is around.

27. Never say it's just for homework when asking for a guy's number

28. Vicki's "boyfriend's a horse" and make believe!

29. During extra help ALWAYS look at the football team in their tight uniforms.

30. Drop out of school and become strippers with Ariane, Marissa, and

Jaime. Who needs proofs?

31. When you IM a guy, make sure it's him and not his mom.

32. When waiting in Old Navy's dressing room hide your JcPenny bag from the girl who shops at Gap and Abercrombie

33. Annoying the guy in the Old Navy dressing room is fun.

34. Marissa should have bought the shirt to blend into her room!

35. Strawberries, grapes, and red hot chili peppers.

36. Jaime will never be late to class

37. Ari and Reb will never know if they have given a guy a boner.

38. Jaime will never finish David Copperfield, she doesn't care (cliff notes).

39. It's impossible to finish a 474-page book in 20 freaking days!

40. Wearing orange or brightly colored shirts are good.

41. It's logical why we're behind in English

42. If Bre or Reb don't get into college, it's all because of yearbook.

43. DAMN YEARBOOK!!

44. BRASH!

45. Mr. Coffey's blind! And deaf!

46. If someone asks you for your number, don't ask ANY questions! It makes them feel bad.

47. If Reb asks if her hair is poufy, just say no.

48. Carpet! It just feels better.

49. Don’t ask Bre about ‘Vegas’!

50. F

51. If you kiss in a hallway someone will yell, “Get a ROOM!”

52. Almost A

53. “Am I showing through?” the famous question of the “club”.

54. DAMN STRAWBERRIES!

55. Bre doesn’t match her bracelet.

56. Don’t believe the bracelets.

57. When you need to borrow squares your UNPREPARED.

58. Lindsay sucks.

59. Strawberries don’t “run” like clockwork.

60. The Fantastic Plastic Jacket!!

61. Bre’s mean......J/K

62. Holes in pants are cool.

63. When in doubt, don’t ask me!

64. When someone says, “My periods are messed up,” make sure you know which definition of “period” they’re using before you answer.

65. The name of your crush is bound to be on your desk!

66. Expect Reb to have done her homework weeks in advance.

67. Lynn isn’t anorexic like everyone thinks. She’s actually a pig. (oink oink) (i.e.-milkshakes)

68. Jaime is the one and only Dorkbutt!

69. This is a cool number. Rrraaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

70. Does that make you horny baby? Yeah!

71. Swedish made "dick" enlarger needed by Prince Charming.

72. Failing to Reb is a 95%

73. Always make sure you can get the dress off!

74. When trying on a gay costume at Party City, make sure the door is shut all the way.

75. Lindsay doesn't have a nipple ring!

76. Make sure it's your pen you're chewing on.

77. When you have to pin your shirt to your bra to keep it up, it's too big.

78. When Reb's looking for her glasses, 5 bucks it's in with her squares.

79. When Reb says she has strawberries bad, she's serious.

80. To anyone who's reading this and isn't in our "group" don't ask. Just don't ask.

81. When we talk about strawberries, don't say they taste good in cereal or on ice cream.

82. Three words-Period 6 Lunch

83. "En retard" in French doesn't mean a retard in English.

84. "Quotations rule"!

85. The year most of us were born.

86. When Madame Hayes bangs her head, it's NUTre, not notre.

87. French class is where most of this got started.

88. Veins in guys hands TURN JAIME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

89. Fairfield High is better than Notre Dame. Rose thinks otherwise.

90. Call Rose up and "MOO".

91. When Marissa slaps it hurts a lot!

92. Jaime doesn't learn the first time!

93. We have no lives, but neither do you to read this.

94. We give "our guys" numbers and code names.

95. Except for Reb..... What about DR?......Shut-up Jaime!

96. Only doctors and drug dealers have beepers. Dom's a brain surgeon.

97. The smell in the writing lab wasn't Ari.

98. When Reb's dad answers the phone, don't expect to talk to Reb for a LONG time!

99. Reb's brother enjoys holding Reb's purse.

100. At our 50th High School reunion, someone must bring this and the magnifying glass.

101. Reb likes to play footsie in French.

102. Never ask a guy for his number when you see him all the time and blush.

103. The BBC is NOT British Broadcasting!

104. When you like Timothé, it hurts when some other girl flirts with him.

105. Ask Reb if it hurts?

106. The people you think are anorexic aren't. The ones you think aren't probably are.

107. When you talk about someone they're bound to be behind you.

108. Don't ever forget your packet for Study of the State.

109. Don't lie to your crush unless you wanna end up like Reb.

110. And if you do lie to your crush don't think it's a bad thing.

111. Cool number!

112. Don't lie to a guy and then get a crush on him!

113. Reb gets jealous very easily.

114. It hurts Jaime. It really hurts. LOL

115. If Lynn says she'll call you back, she will...a week later.

116. If at all possible, try not to embarrass yourself in front of a hot guy.

117. If you're too embarrassed to show the outfit you're trying on in the dressing room to your best friend, don't buy it!

118. Ryan!

119. Romaine lettuce!

120. My bum is on the gum, I can blow a bubble with my bum, bum, bum!

121. If you wanna get off the phone with Reb, it'll be awhile before you actually hang up.

122. Any guy that shaves his legs is gay.

123. Don't date a guy who spends more time of his looks than you do.

124. No girl actually goes to a football game to watch the game. Wink, wink.

125. The unreliable source is almost always Vicki.

126. Don't study for your tests. You'll get a worse grade if you do.

127. Band sucks. It just sucks.

128. Jaime likes to hump Reb's arm.

129. Never take Jaime to see a scary movie.

130. Jaime likes to “Move it, move it to the Wild Wild West!”

131. Just because we have girlfriends on the side doesn’t mean we are lesbians. We are just that desperate.

132. Ari has to fart. Wait, so does Reb. Run!!

133. Reb will never be what she said she would be back in 5th grade.

134. Don’t trust Reb with your computer. She destroyed hers, she’ll destroy yours’ too.

135. Make sure you can erase those pictures before you download a guy in just a jockstrap.

136. Ari and Reb have the most interesting conversations on the phone. Yeah right.

137. If you don’t understand something that Reb says, just nod and smile.

138. Whenever you see Liz in the hall, say “Hi ya Liz!” with a big wave.

139. Reb’s dad said that you can’t call unless you’re smart. Call anyway.

140. If your parents are stupid, then you will be too. Sorry!

141. Break rule #126 when necessary.

142. Poor Bebe.

143. Bre’s gonna be Britney Spears for Halloween. (maybe)

144. Expect Mr. Grasso to foam at the mouth.

145. Science class is very “interesting” with Mr. Grasso.....he vibrates

146. Guess who won’t be valedictorian in 4 years.

147. Bre is not on drugs, she just like to laugh.

148. We need help.

149. Bre’s having a baby.

150. Bre needs to find a male prostitute.

151. Jaime is a female prostitute.

152. Reb always knows when you’re getting off the phone. She’s psycho.

153. Reb was conceived on a holiday. So was Jaime.

154. Open up Reb’s French book to the cover. I wonder who she likes?

155. Jaime’s a perv.

156. French guys est très beau.

157. Check where you are about to sit before you sit down, especially if Jaime is around.

158. Mr. Coffey loves little men!

159. In Study Of The State always write I Love BSB and BSB on the chair in front of you!

160. Cheat on Study of the State tests. He doesn’t care.

161. Save me!

162. Reb’s got connections!

163. A sticker Reb would wear (Kiss me! I don’t smoke)

164. A sticker Jaime would wear (Fuck me! I’m horny) J/K

165. Don’t ask Ari for geometry help.

166. Unless you’re Reb, don’t wake up early during the summer to watch Scooby-Doo.

167. Maybe Jaime’s guisantes (peas) will grow to be uvas (grapes).

168. If Bre needs fake boobs for her costume, she should ask Jaime.

169. Ari likes to laugh at strange things. (Rrraarrrrr)

170. We have a lot of rules.

171. Or too much spare time.

172. A sticker all of us would wear (kiss me I’m desperate)

173. When Christian plays the role “Antigone” in English expect to laugh.

174. When deciding on who to nominate for Homecoming, don’t write down RYAN and LINDSAY!!

175. When doing that something, don’t write your name and your crush, it’ll be the only vote.

176. Hope Mrs. Bona doesn’t find the quizzes...to late, she did.

177. DAMN IT!

178. Always use sign language during French!

179. In public, never refer to Arihead as “little legs”

180. Marissa’s word is “lesbonic”

181. All guys go for Nutrigrain girl.

182. When eating a Nutrigrain bar always fix your hair.

183. Make fun of Jaime’s “size” is not nice! But funny!

184. Lindsay and Bre are being the same thing for Halloween. Lindsay's being a slut and Bre's being Britney Spears.

185. Ari reads some nasty books.

186. Elizabeth isn't stupid. She's really good at field hockey.

187. Don't ask Jaime if she watched "I'm a sex physician." You don't wanna know.

188. Don't ask how Reb knew the name of that show. That's weirder.

189. Rebitussin!

190. "The Cripple"

191. Worn in jeans are comfortable! Just ask Bre or Lindsay!

192. Bre's smart!! (even without the karma)

193. I feel the power...

194. Reb cares what day of the week she was born!

195. Reb has 1 word on her mind. "Ryan"

196. If you tell Reb or Kim to get over "him", we'll smack you.

197. Reb gets really emotional over guys.

198. When copying someone's work make sure to put your name REBEKAH!

199. No one could be stupider than Jaime and Reb. Trust us.

200. The "O" word isn't occupation.

201. I want it that way.

202. Jaime wants it any way.

203. Expect Bre to bring in some REALLY weird and sick BSB stuff!

204. Don’t deny it Reb, you know you liked the Enquirer article, the best part was when she had to get more condoms! LOL!

205. Double up! In more than one way!

206. SPF is fun when you talk about “relationships”

207. Even in church Jaime and Ari laugh at perverted stuff.

208. Bre is not going to be Britney Spears for Halloween, sorry Jaime, no need for me to use your fake boobs!

209. Lindsay-Do you think Reb could have that shirt back after you cut it up? She might need it! J/K!

210. Jaime will probably marry a man who got “it” chopped off in the war.

211. Reb and Liz are going fail their bio and English test!

212. Don’t try to imitate what Reb did in French. You’ll get stuck too.

213. Don’t whack your head on the cabinet in English. It hurts like ****!

214. Bre’s desk is a killer.

215. Don’t trust Reb with desks. She’ll hurt your pinky!

216. Make sure there is a Beanery before you go.

217. There is such a thing as Freshman Friday. Just ask Tim!

218. Always check before you get married!

219. Marissa IS going to be Britney Spears for Halloween.

220. Don’t trust Reb with a knife.

221. Don’t trust Reb al ALL

222. It’s funny to send Ari inappropriate cards online!

223. Andrew’s an ass. Just leave it at that.

224. How come every guy I like turns out to be gay or an asshole.

225. “If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy!”

226. A popsicle will not take the place of a man.

227. Reb isn’t the only person to fall off their desk. So did Emily B.

228. “Hey I have a protractor like that!” “It IS yours Reb!”

229. Days of our non-existing lives.

230. Reb is petrified of bees!

231. Dom doesn’t want to be a blow up doll!

232. The Hackey Sack kid isn’t hot! (From Reb’s opinion) (Shut up about Ryan)

233. If you don’t want everyone to know, don’t tell Vicki or Maliha.

234. Reb can burp really loud.

235. Reb will never find the kind of shoes she’s looking for her costume.

236. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.

237. Who does #2 work for? You tell that turd!

238. They can’t get m lucky charms!

239. Reb and Andrew broke up two years ago! Leave it alone!

240. Bre’s confused! Really confused!

241. Why is the logo on the front upside-down. Maybe the book is upside down.

242. We have to end this on November 1!

243. Jon and Aubrey are very creative with their food.

244. Reb is the #12 Buffy fan.

245. Jon is gay.

246. Never tell Ari something that might get her excited that happened a month ago.

247. Reb has no table manners.

248. If Jaime has embarrassing pictures of you, don’t lean over your desk, you’ll just embarrass yourself more.

249. If a cute guy is embarrassing himself in a fight, don’t impersonate him; he’ll find out.

250. If you’re looking for Dave, check in front of Reb before you shout out “Where’s Dave?”

251. We’re not too old for trick or treating!

252. Pregnant seniors always wear overalls.

253. Ari will never be a Yankees fan….baseball I mean.

254. Ari likes to fart into the phone.

255. Bre you’re limping! ….No I’m not.

256. When Scott is right next to Ari don’t scream out “you’re compact Ari”.

257. How could they think of 101 reasons to stay single? I can think of 201 reasons to be taken!

258. Never lock yourself out of the house!!

259. Don’t do a swan dive across the grass!

260. It wasn’t funny!!!

261. Our brothers are gone!!!

262. I love “!!”

263. Reb finally found Sheila.

264. Speak with an English accent.

265. Scottish, Swedish what’s the diff?

266. Back that thang up!

267. Never pee on your friend’s leg, even if they get stung by a jellyfish.

268. Mr. Micawber is the worst person to get for a project!!

269. Reb’s going to Boston!

270. We decided we’re gonna stop the book when we have 300 rules.

271. Makrina bites!

272. Reb gets really sick on buses.

273. Don’t talk to Ari through a fake spider web if you have braces.

274. Jaime and Ari and Reb are depressed.

275. When you’re depressed don’t listen to love songs, just make an idiot out of yourself dancing to fast ones!

276. Don't be on Jaime or Ari's team for pool or foosball and expect to win.

277. Reb and Dom kick butt together (at pool and foosball)

278. If you want people to get injured at a party, make sure you hit them with doors and push them into couches.

279. Shake Lindsay well before using.

280. When crossing the street make sure no cars are coming!!!!!!

281. Reb finally understands the rules of Blackjack.

282. Jaime asks the weirdest questions!

283. Reb's finally getting her own phone line!

284. Nothing can defeat the penis!

285. Reb gets insulted when people call her annoying; she's just trying to be funny.

286. Ryan didn't get his third nipple removed.

287. Ariane is over Scott.

288. Ooohh! (Burp)

289. Expect "Ryan" to be the answer to every question on Reb's survey.

290. Read the other rulebook!

291. Ari didn't make out with Billy.

292. Ryan!

293. Lauren sucks!

294. Reb will never grow up.

295. Girls always look at the guy's ass first, ok...just Reb.

296. None of Reb's plans work out.

297. If Jaime goes out with Irving, she'll still probably loose her virginity.

298. This will be in a time capsule.

299. If your sister has her foot in your crotch can you spell incest?

300. Rule #300!! Reb, Ari, Jaime, Bre, Lynn, Miha, Liz, Caitlin, Kim, Marissa, Lindsay, Ryan (in spirit) BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!! (no more rules)
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